- Maturity - apathy to most all things in life!!
- Karma - A means to make excuses for fate!!
- Destiny - Fate's excuse for its perversion!
- Life - Sometimes a pervert 'that' keeps doing you, until you learn to do 'it'!!
- Arrogance - when you learn to oversell yourself to others and yourself!!
- Greed - When too much is too less and sufficiency is dire deprivation!!
- Politically right - when you know what is right, but your heart doesn't!
- Karma - A means to make excuses for fate!!
- Destiny - Fate's excuse for its perversion!
- Life - Sometimes a pervert 'that' keeps doing you, until you learn to do 'it'!!
- Arrogance - when you learn to oversell yourself to others and yourself!!
- Greed - When too much is too less and sufficiency is dire deprivation!!
- Politically right - when you know what is right, but your heart doesn't!
- Religion - A system that defines 'Man' as the 'human' and the 'Woman' as the 'distraction to the human'.
- Faith -Something all of us would love to have.
- Loyalty - My dog only speaks Doggish. I tried asking him....alas I just can't get a hang of that darned language!! p.S: hey now don't judge me. I have a conscience!!
- Conscience - That which I have too much of!
- Honesty - The spirit in which the above definition is written.
- Desperation - The last two definitions written in an effort to make up for the definition that comes right before the last two definitions.
- Sarcasm - Fancy (Civil) garb for butt biting facts. (btw, these 'facts' have nothing to do with the sarcasm serving butt)
- Self-Deprecation - The fact that everytime I wonder about people who are a throbbing ache in my excretory orifice, I always wonder about those individuals whose excretory orifice I bedevil!
- Bad Marriage - It is like wearing old clothes and new shoes - boring and painful!
- Bad Marriage - It is like wearing old clothes and new shoes - boring and painful!
and finally...
- Bitterness - the tone in which the above definitions are written!!
- Bitterness - the tone in which the above definitions are written!!
1 comment:
Of all I loved the definition of Religion.
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